I feel like this one should actually be a conversation between 2 people, 1 – “Apple’s Final Cut” and 2 – an “editor.”
FCP: Hi, I’m Apple’s Final Cut Pro.
Editor: And I’m an editor.
FCP: We’ve worked together for a long time.
Editor: Yeah, it’s been really really great.
FCP: Look over there!
Editor: (looks) What? What?
At this point, FCP would pull out a knife and stab him in the back.