You can’t stop the signal…

[James Houk]

While we’re at it, let’s get some hits on this one:

[Chris Harlan]

ROtFL!

[Scott Sheriff]

+1 for the Serenity reference!

Scott Sheriff
Director
https://www.sstdigitalmedia.com

I have a system, it has stuff in it, and stuff hooked to it. I have a camera, it can record stuff. I read the manuals, and know how to use this stuff and lots of other stuff too.
You should be suitably impressed…

“If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.” —Red Adair

[Aindreas Gallagher]

seconded, and seconded.

http://www.ogallchoir.net
promo producer/editor.grading/motion graphics

[Dane Cannon]

I feel like this one should actually be a conversation between 2 people, 1 – “Apple’s Final Cut” and 2 – an “editor.”
FCP: Hi, I’m Apple’s Final Cut Pro.
Editor: And I’m an editor.
FCP: We’ve worked together for a long time.
Editor: Yeah, it’s been really really great.
FCP: Look over there!
Editor: (looks) What? What?
At this point, FCP would pull out a knife and stab him in the back.