Justin,
I really hate to be harsh with you but if this is all it takes to quell your enthusiasm and cause you to want to hide your work, then you need to get out of this industry now. You will never make it. Art and the creative process is so personal that it will always elicit a critique and people will sometimes see humour in something that are dead serious about. This is part of what you have to learn to deal with as a creative person. If you are such that a reptilean eye placed in one of your works debilitates you like this, then I would humbly ask you to take a strong look inside and ask if you really have the inner strength to make this your profession???
I am sorry if this seems cruel, it is not intended to be. It is just that this industry is a “heater” and if you cannot take this kind of heat, then what is going to happen when you get some real criticism?
In the true interest of getting you to think about things realistically,
Ron Lindeboom
(who is truly sorry if this hurts your feelings but it does need to be said if you are going to stand a chance in this industry)