This is very easy to do, you only need two things:
1) Your Camera
2) Bucket of water
Then simply go hunting! Prowl your streets until you find a stray, this is where you might want to consider your casting; what kind of dog do you want? There’s sure to be several around. If your neighbourhood lacks strays then just find some lady walking her dog.
Then just set your camera to record and throw the bucketfull of water onto the dog.
Then just chase the dog around with your camera on it until it shakes.
– The Great Szalam
(The ‘Great’ stands for ‘Not So Great)
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