1. Haggling. Man, I am all about haggling over a coffee table at a garage sale. No harm, no foul. But it is insulting to any artist to be offered less than their rate because it translates to “you’re talent is not worth that”.
2. Late payment. Same thing. It’s insulting. And I totally bill for the time it takes to to collect late payments.
3. “Well my son edits and….” Shut up. I know. So ground him long enough to sit in one place for 20 hours. or pay me to do it.
4. Clients over my shoulder telling me to pan up, down, with ever. Can’t do it amigo. Completely impossible. Go sit with that kid that won’t stay grounded.
5. Every movie that has ever said “Zoom and Enhance”. Thanks so much, Hollywood. That makes sessions with corporate types so much easier. FML
and finally…. we’ve ALL gotten it:
6. “Oh you’re in video? You do porn?”
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