A fella was found in a burning bed.
He was covered in bad burns when they got him out of there. When asked how his bed cought on fire, he replied “I dunno, it was on fire when I laid down on it.”
Don’t lay on a burnin’ bed, man. Milk that old goat till there aint no more milk. Go swappin nipples and things can dry up on ya. I cold go on and on with analogies. My advice is to fire it up, hear the chime and go “sweeeet.”
