[Cowdog]

Ahhh, ahem, ..er, excuse me, Abraham. I believe that the sign said “Cowdog,” did it not?

David,

Sorry to be too busy to answer you right away, but I was tied up gnawing my hind-parts and then running laughing into the COW’s offices and licking everyone. (Man, I love being a dog!)

I believe Abraham answered your question. So, I’ll just warn you: don’t let Augie lick you in the face, David. (Don’t tell ‘im I told you that, okay?)

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

I bite anyone that thinks that frames are a good thing.

Frames are great for pictures and paintings, but if you plan to use frames in a website, use a script that builds a uniquely named page on your brower’s title bar — such as this thread that shows as “Search Engine Optimization: Business & Marketing” — at the top of the page.

I, Cowdog, personally trained Abraham in good doghousekeeping techniques to do this.

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

[Mike Cohen] “Clint Eastwood and Matt Damon appeared together. Sure, they are friends and both care about those in need, but they do have a movie getting Oscar buzz. Seemed a bit fishy even if that was not the intention.”

It just may be that they are “in active contact mode” with one another, too. Talking on the phone, they may have breached the subject while talking about other things, and just said, “Why not?”

I hope that is what it was and not something more self serving. When I see that, it makes me wanna test how well my rabies shots are working on someone’s hiney.

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

[Dave LaRonde] “…and to think that for the longest time, I confused the guy with David Lee Roth. Whaddya know.”

Yeah, he is a lot like David Lee Roth, only cooler — and with better taste in companions, dog gone it.

I’ve drunk outta toilets with David Lee Roth and I have to say that David Roth Weiss is such a gentleman that he’d lift the toilet seat for David Lee Roth so he wouldn’t bang his head on the rim. Now *that’s* class.

Ever a fan of Van Hagar and the Sammy,

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

[David Roth Weiss] “I fought off Cowdog for a long, long time, but those big teeth can be very persuasive.”

Yes, they have been known to work their magic a time or two.

But to be honest, Wally, what really won over David was sharing a big bowl of kibble and beer with him. The kibble filled his stomach and made him sleepy and lazy — while I shoved the pen into his hand and the contract under his nose — and the beer made him pliant. The rest was almost as easy as Terry Garr.

In the end, David is now mine for life. Oh, and I got his sunglasses, too. You gotta love that!

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

[ChicagoShootr] “Or, it may indeed be that the flux capacitors are out of sync with the holographic emitters.”

Yes, but as any good Star Trek fan knows, all you have to do is reverse the polarity of the quantum flux and then all is right with the world…

:o)

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

RAM is relatively cheap. Start there.

For more answers sniff out the posts on this forum that have asked the same question again and again on this forum. Go back through earlier posts, there are a bunch there. Try the search engine and search on the word “computer” or “system” and you will likely find a bunch of answers.

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

Congratulations!#@#&! You are the 1,000th person to post this question and so you win one of my very own exclusive Cowdog autographed doggie bowl/beer steins, filled with a day’s supply of kibble and lager. Yum!

Over to your right you will see a banner for TechSmith’s Camtasia Studio. It is what most of our leaders use.

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

[Mike Cohen] “Thanks to everyone for the welcome messages, and the gifts. It seems my 42″ LCD TV was never delivered, could someone check the tracking number?”

Hee,heee…

The 42″ LCD sits proudly out here in my doghouse, Mike.

I pulled out my handy bottle of Doggie White-Out and with nimble paws, shall we say… — why yes, we shall! — “re-routed” this little puppy to a bowser like me who is much more equipped to keep it in good company, doggone it!

I have packaged up my old 15″ B/W (hey, we’re colorblind, okay?) Samsung and it should be to you in a few days.

Don’t mind the slobber on the tuner, it didn’t come with a remote (why do you think I regularly bite Ron and Kathlyn) and I had to turn the channels with my teeth…

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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[Cowdog]

[Finalcutnewbie] “what does afaik mean?”

AFAIK = As Far As I Know

Yer pal,

Cowdog

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