Production Haikus

[Mark Suszko]

“So what’s the budget?”
“Can’t tell, just make a blind bid”
“What am I, Kreskin?”

[Mark Suszko]

Your bid is too high;
my son will use his flipcam-
it was a Bar Mitzva gift

[Mark Suszko]

Never ask clients
to choose cameras for you-
Flips beat reds each time

[Mark Suszko]

Not one take is good.
The client is not concerned:
We’ll fix it in post

[Mark Suszko]

We never pay you.
We make you bring your own gear.
Welcome to Craigslist.

[Tim Wilson]

I’ll come to your house
I’ll take a bat to your head
I’ll bring a shotgun

[Tim Wilson]

[Mark Suszko] “Tim, I am worried:
was that just playing along
or pointed critique?”

Who’s Tim? I’m Zelin.
Playing and pointed critique
are one and the same.

[Mark Suszko]

Tim, I am worried:
was that just playing along
or pointed critique?

[Jake Williams]

First pass, process importer error
Try again:encoding…encoding…encoding…encoding…encoding…
Thank God for the cow

(or is that Thank Ron for the cow?)

Jake Williams

[Tim Wilson]

Tape dead? Archive live!
Disk drives or LTO-5?
Fast, better decide!