Production Haikus

[Richard Herd]

The shoot went as planned
and the actors played their roles —
so pleased to cut pic.

[Scott Roberts]

Three hundred dollars!
Wow, Final Cut X is cheap
Don’t hire high school kid

[Bill Davis]

Batteries should be friends
but death lurks on every
big important job.

What is the sound of
a bad microphone?
It is the sound of failure

The weather is my master
not to offend it
I must tempt the fates

shoot edit pro am I
but clients camcorder kids
get the paid gigs

“Before speaking out ask yourself whether your words are true, whether they are respectful and whether they are needed in our civil discussions.”-Justice O’Conner

[Mike Cohen]

Just read Bob’s haikus
Zelin failed the haiku rules
Lock my doors at night