[Eisen Feuer]

This is the part where I come clean people

Hi, my name is Eisen Feuer, and I still use Shake 4.1 to do my VFX compositing.

My use has ruined my relationships, especially with my new 16″ MacBook Pro that has a severe 32-bit allergy. It has led me into aberrant behaviors such as failed attempts at virtualizing, and left me open to toxic past relationships with older hardware. I’ve had great difficulty bonding with other software packages, even though they’ve been vetted as trustworthy by those who love me most. I find myself spending my days staring at The Foundry’s facebook page, I still haven’t healed from the rejection that came at the end of our two week Nuke trial in the summer of 2014.