Just for the record–I have never, ever even remotely thought: Hey! That Shawn, he has a hard time grasping analogies. I have found, over the years, that have superior skills in both producing and understanding analogies. You are, in fact, damn good at it.
As for Kong-Fu–I believe those are the set of teachings and philosophies that accompany the quest for the acquisition of a 12th level Donkey Kong belt. I could be wrong.