What FCPX *really* needs

[Mark Suszko]

Actually, it needs some kind of animated button for a zero-frame trim, so you can *look* like you made a change but didn’t.

[Richard Herd]

Can we call it the Mirror Trim?

[Tom Brooks]

How about an automated video analyzer so you can, “Make it like that?”

[Martin Curtis]

But I like dissolves…
(the stuff I shoot is unrehearsed, unscripted and unacted and only intended for local viewing. anything that makes things less abrupt is fine by me)

[Alan Okey]

[Richard Herd] “It needs a button for corporate clients: “Make it softer by adding dissolves to every cut” and the “don’t be creative” button.”

Those will be included in the Corporate Plugin Pack along with these other exciting features:

– “Make my logo bigger” button

– “Virtual committee” button for randomly generating up to 20 conflicting and poorly articulated opinions on an edit

– original idea removal tool

– “de-emote” filter for removing any sign of life from actors’ performances

– “Make viral video” button

– Legal disclaimer generator

– “Make the boss’s girlfriend look and sound like a real actress” filter

[Martin Curtis]

Alan, you forgot a plugin to make the horrible PowerPoint supplied to you and that they want you to use actually look nearly acceptable.

[Alan Okey] “- “Virtual committee” button for randomly generating up to 20 conflicting and poorly articulated opinions on an edit
“

No thanks. Got that one already.

[Mike Jeffs]

I defiantly want the “Polish Turd” Filter, takes a steaming pile and turns it into a Hollywood master piece.

I guess I could settle for the “Magic box” button or the Suck-less Slider

Mike Jeffs
Video Coordinator
BYU-Idaho

[Richard Herd]

and the “You needed to shoot X even though it was not on the shot list.” Also known as the “shot list maximizer expression.”

[Paul Jay]

It really needs a release date:p
And proper Audiounit support.

[Paul Jay]

It really needs a release date:p
And proper Audiounit support.