It’s that time of year…

[Tim Wilson]

[Todd Terry] ” it’s usual position of honor right beside the photos of Tom Jones and Ed Asner…”

Wait, you have pictures of Ed Asner and Tom Jones? Because you’ve worked with them, or just because they’re awesome?

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[Mark Suszko]

It’s not unusual. He’s got spunk.

[Todd Terry]

Now now, Tim….

You’ve known me long enough to know that I only hang out with the big shots….

Sometime I’ll tell you about spending the night in Frank’s penthouse suite on the “Chairman’s Floor” at the Golden Nugget… God knows how many square feet, ’bout four bedrooms and twice that many baths, bar, grand piano in the living room where I kept imagining Sammy playing, anything that wasn’t marble was either mirrored or gold, terrace balconies with hot tubs and unbelievable views…

Ok ok… Sinatra had already gone on to his reward by then, and we only got the suite because we were a late midnight check-in and the place was overbooked and had accidentally given our room away, and those were the only accommodations left and we had to be out by 10am…. but still……..

T2

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Todd Terry
Creative Director
Fantastic Plastic Entertainment, Inc.
fantasticplastic.com

[Nick Griffin]

A guy goes to a pschiatrist with a fairly unique problem.
“Doc,” he says. “Every time I’m driving I start singing Green Green Grass of Home, which really makes no sense because we live in a canyon.”
“Hmmm,” says the doctor. “Tell me more.”
“Every day when I come home after work I belt out What’s New Pussycat. Problem is, we have a dog. And the other night in an intimate moment with my wife I started singing My, My, My Deliah.”
“And…” says the doctor.
“Her name is Susan, so she got really mad. Can you help me doc?”
“Well,” the doctor replies. “It seems that you have Tom Jones disease.”
“Tom Jones disease? Is that serious?” he asks.
The doctor replies, “It’s Not Unusual.”

(Do I hear groans in the audience?)

[Todd Terry]

Yes, Nick… yes you do.

Funny, though.

T2

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Todd Terry
Creative Director
Fantastic Plastic Entertainment, Inc.
fantasticplastic.com