HEAVEN

[Michael Szalapski]

If you’ll notice, the gold in Heaven’s streets is described as being so pure that’s it’s clear. That’s way better than platinum.

Also, Wally, nowhere in the Bible does it say we get wings. We do get new, perfect bodies though. I’m really excited to see all the new colours, and having a good body…

Oh, and Chris; I’m sure God would work something out where your bike would get grip on the gold. He’s kinda cool that way.

– The Great Szalam
(The ‘Great’ stands for ‘Not So Great)

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