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Credits are the bane of my existence – OT rant
Ladies and gentlemen – this should not be so hard. Broadcast productions need credits which need specialized formatting which is made essential by the fact that they grow ever longer as producer’s hand out credits like candy to a five year old and they always need to be corrected, at the last minute, and then once the show is sent out they need to be corrected again at least twice, if your lucky. And computers were built to take the drudgery out of repetitive tasks, like reformatting a five page long credit file because someone spelled the assistant to the assistant publicist’s name wrong and oh yeah can we add the name of the payroll accountant’s dog, because, well, she’s so darn cute.
Well this shouldn’t be so hard in a time of 4K, HDR, VR and magnetic timelines – but I’ll be darned, it still is.
The requirement for a decent credit roll creator is that it has to be able to “know” the difference between the elements of a credit roll – Job title, Crew Names, Thank You’s, Special Names, Special titles and the spacing between them – So that when some idiot says “can you change all the Crew Names to all caps, make the special names Blue and make the spacing between lines a little bigger – it should take you about 10 key strokes to do this, even if the credits have a thousand lines. You should be able to format in single column, with different fonts for Job Names and Crew Names, you should be able to handle double columns and you should be able to actually mix the two and go back and forth as necessary. Oh yeah and handle graphics for unions and corporate logos.
I don’t need any fancy twirling animation here, I just need to handle the basic credit roll options – start, stop, feathered edge. The software has to be able to import from an .rtf file so the producer can pre-format the file in Word and get it spell checked. I’ll want to add any special formatting at this stage so i can take advantage of things like “search and replace” to quickly automate this process.
I’m working with Ppro right now but don’t mention it’s pathetic CG or creating the tittles in Photoshop and then doing the roll in AE – that’s fine if you have a 20 line credit roll but it is absurd with anything like typical broadcast credits. Graffiti stinks for credits, all the FX factory stuff is crap, I’ve been using a freebee called Manifesto but it can’t handle double column, nor can almost anything else I can find.
The one piece of software that I know that does this properly is from a little company called CHV that made a credit roll in it’s text plug-in for FCP Legend. It has a horrible GUI but it works, however it doesn’t work with PPro. But it does work with Motion, but since I’m on “El-Capitan” my old Motion won’t open so now I’m buying the new version just so I can buy the new version of CHV Text that I need to run with it – look it’s not the money, both programs are dirt cheep – I’m willing to pay 5 times more for an elegant solution to this eternal problem, but nobody wants my money.
Time for a drink.
Have a good weekend one and all.
Herb Sevush
Zebra Productions
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