[Melvyn Triselburger]

TY Ford,

I have just found this thread in my search for information about the Rode VideoMic Pro and Stereo VideoMic. However, I found something much better…

The lush reverb and your god given guitar sound I must confess brought me close to tears, and this I confess, as a man of few words (after the war), this is hard for me to admit. May I please say sir, your smug and condescending tone is whole heartedly appropriate because as a sonic soundscapesmith, you are a modern day genius (of the audio kind) whose sonic authority knows no bounds.

Let me say, your guitar playing is exponentially better than a six year old German who has had three beers’. I would like to ask, have you ever considered recording an album with Jeff Lynne? I think you both share the genius gene, and the same astounding taste in moustache elegance.

God bless you sir, I have know found meaning to my dull and miserable existence.

Yours,

Melvyn Triselburger