I have to agree, if you’re not already wired up with the cable company, breaking into this is very difficult to do and make a profit. No question you could make a better spot, but that’s never been the issue, it’s about the access to the airtime and the cost of that access. Clients often don’t even care as much about quality as they say they do: they’ll be happy to run the “free” spots that look bad, as long as they get enough frequency and can point to results (increased sales, “buzz”, or traffic or whatever). The cable company counts on this.
But I have another idea or two for you, along similar lines.
Number one, infomercial, a 30-minute chunk of time YOU buy, then you turn around and offer the client a fully produced extravaganza, and the video slaves at the cable co’s production office are now working for YOU, with you directing and writing. Might be part live, part taped. I would go for all taped, better profit margin and fewer screw-ups. We had a hardware store chain here in town that would run these horrible live half-hours on saturday mornings, using the otherwise idle local affiliate’s production truck on location. The owners would alternate pre taped spots with informational segments on home improvement topics, or lawn and garden stuff, contest giveaways, and the occasional bad attempt at a comedy skit. I told the guy producing it I thought it was horrible.
He said yes, it was, but he was laughing all the way to the bank: the clients loved being the “stars” of their own “show”, and the price break on the otherwise dead time was so good, it only took selling a barbecue or a couple lawnmowers to put it in the black, plus it was driving a lot of traffic to come in on the weekends to see the madness and “get on television”.
Typically, you see this kind of programming on local cable shopping channels, often fake talk shows with car dealerships, real estate developers, home remodeling guys or snake oil salesmen, but you might try expanding the horizon to look at some places that have natural settings and activities that can be used to host a decent video… like arts and crafts stores/galleries, a spa, the hardware store, the local Tv and appliance guy, a music shop (instant TV battle of the local bands?, heck, the bands might pay YOU to put them on!)… anybody that’s still a small business, not part of any big chains. What about getting a tire store or oil change place to sponsor a pinewood derby race at the store, and you make out like it’s a big NASCAR real deal, parody stuff, but a legit race with a prize and all… kids, have your folks drive you and your racer down and win your mom or dad an oil change or whatever. Make a 30-minute drama-doc out of it, seasoned with spots for the hosting shop, you’ll play it early Saturday or Sunday morning maybe, when the time is dirt cheap… Offer free DVD’s of it with any oil change or something. It’s hokey, yes, but it is going to work because it ties into people in the viewing area and involves them, plus it’s practially “free” to produce, and the stakes are small.
Idea number two, is forget broadcast altogether, and make something awesome for looping in-house play at the client’s location. Using the hardware or lawn and garden store idea, you do a 3-minute mini-epic re-creation of a famous genre film, using the store owners or maybe local theater talent, but with a lawn mower theme. I’m picturing a re-creation of the engine-starting scene from “Flight of The Phoenix”, only it’s about trying to start the rebuilt mower… leads to a pitch on bringing in your mower for a tune up and blade sharpening…
…or the Bobby Duval scene, talking to the car (mower) in “Days of Thunder”…segue to two guys “racing” their push mowers along the property line… (you need this to be a “guy” film you’re parodying)… you produce a new chapter or episode every week, with the “premiere screening” advertised to be every saturday noon, bring the kids, have a hot dog and a soda, see our movie, and check out our sale items…..you’ve made a visit to the store into an EVENT!!!
You would have to be careful not to violate copyright laws, but I’ve seen local car dealers make much worse stuff than this idea. Nowadays, you can even pay to get such a mini-movie shown before the feature at local multiplexes, using a video projector. Just imagine! Anyhow, that’s my pitch on what to do when the cable company has a “lock” on the local spot production…do something they can’t or won’t or couldn’t even imagine, and charge accordingly. If you make money on the ideas, I just want credit for thinking of it.;-)