Simon,
Who crapped in your coffee this morning?
I haven’t seen this kind of vitriol over a perfectly innocuous spot in quite some time.
Your vehement insistence that this spot is rubbish is quite over the top. The spot is what it is.
Your reaction to it is puzzling. So, to balance out your vomitus spew of negativity, here’s my opinion:
I thought it was well shot, edited and effective. I LOVED the fact that they “assembled” the cut in the back of the car. That was a brilliant tie-in to an outstanding “feature” that only the Bentley can offer (His & Hers fold down iPads!)
The message was on point. The execution was first rate. The “assembled in the car” twist was a nice message to this community that we really have entered a new world order where expensive, exclusive tools are no longer needed to make quality images for clever marketing campaigns. Haters can hate, but I appreciate the leap forward in technology and production craft that this spot represents.