Thanks for the suggestion!
I found a thread from 2009 which is actually similar to my thinking, but they didn’t figure it out back then, and I was hoping there’d be a solution by now:
https://www.videocopilot.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14159
I know in the Obsolete menu there’s an effect called ‘Path Text’ which has some of the parenting options I’m looking for (allows you parent the ends of a curve as well as control the tangent handles)… only problem is that it chugs when adjusting in real time, and doesn’t allow for multiple curves (unless you duplicate the effect and parent the handles to each other)
Still open to any other ideas that might be floating around out there! Thanks!
PS: is there a list of specific properties that can be accessed for Text attributes while using expressions? I was hoping I might be able to use a ‘toComp’ type of result to parent values to
-Jeff