If you send $19.99 to my bank in Panama, I will see what I can do. However, I must warn you that, in order to receive this free gift, you will have to pay an additional $19.99 currency exchange fee to my bank in Lichtenstein.
So that’s:
$19.99 Panama
$19.99 Lichtenstein
$19.99 processing fee
$19.99 insurance
$19.99 re-insurance
$19.99 Club membership
$19.99 Club introductory offer
$19.99 Free sample
$19.99 Delivery.
Preliminary Total only $179.91, plus industry standard guest membership delivery premium ($19.99)
Sub-Total only $199.90
Taxes (various) 25% only $49,97
Sub-Grand total only $249.87
Accounting fees $49.00
Contribution to V. Putin ESQ. re-election fund 13c
Due on receipt of order $299.00
If you are going to order, ACT NOW and stop wasting my time.
HBD.
PS. Credit check gratis, a $99,99 value, absolutely FREE
PPS. International banking fees, a $200 value, absolutely FREE.
So, if you factor it out, you make a modest but not inconsiderable net profit of 99c provided you ACT NOW WHILE PRICES LAST.
If you do NOT act IMMEDIATELY to reserve your personalized engraved copy delivered to you PERSONALLY and executed in a charming (gratis) raised silver-nitrate on buffalo hide finish, further tariffs and EU banking fees MAY apply.
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