[Chaos Wrangler] “No mater where a lave mic is located or how many times you move it, the hands must hit, grab, or at least brush against it. I have no solutions (other than booming everything).”
Tram makes a “microphone cage” which helps. But you’re right, there are no solutions. And if you’re hiding the mic, then any problem with audio will be considered your fault, even though the real reason is that you’re working with uncooperative talent.
It’s not just a question of how to mic — it’s a political issue, because:
1. It’s the CEO’s fault, and
2. But you can’t blame the CEO.
To deal with the blame game, you have to make it blatantly obvious that it is the CEO and not you who is screwing up.
So DON’T hide the mic, because then it’s all on you.
I would clip the mic on a lapel, then use whatever accessories you need to secure the wire inside the jacket. That way, if the mic gets bumped, at least the viewer will see that it is the CEO who’s messing up the audio.