Why am I getting shocked??????

[Alan Lacey]

I’m sure Walter’s right. Don’t blame your Mac blame your carpets.

Alan

[Bob Flood]

Thats True!

Also, sticking your head in a tub of water 3 times and only take it out twice.

a good cure for hiccups as well

[Arnie Schlissel]

Don’t touch the USB port.

Am I the only one reminded of Henny Youngman? Am I the only one old enough to remember Henny Youngman?

Arnie
Now in post: Peristroika, a film by Slava Tsukerman
https://www.arniepix.com/blog

[Delano Bryant]

Is that the color red you want to use?

[Delano Bryant]

Is that the color red you want to use?

[Ed Dooley]

I do. And someone should have said “Take his violin, please!!”
Ed

[Arniepix] “Am I the only one reminded of Henny Youngman? Am I the only one old enough to remember Henny Youngman?”

[Ed Dooley]

After having recently seen Short Bus, everything takes on a different meaning or context. For example, I can’t listen to the U.S. National Anthem anymore.
Ed

[David Roth Weiss] If you lick your finger and stick it into a light bulb socket, then turn on the switch, your keyboard will no longer shock you. “

John said:
Wait…is “light socket” a new hip synonym for something else?

I think it’s time for a Creative Cow Adults Only forum….