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Star Wars… a rant (no spoilers)
Hey kids…
Ok, this has pretty much nothing to do with business or marketing, but wanted to rant to my friends in here. Ok, I’ll ask “Is this good business practice”? right off the bat here…to justify the post.
Well… we went to see Star Wars last night.
Good movie. I think. I believe J.J. Abrams did a pretty great job with it. But it was such a horrible viewing experience that I can’t tell for sure.
We went to see it at our city’s IMAX theatre, at the US Space & Rocket Center… supposedly only one of 15 IMAX theaters in the country showing it in 70mm. Now, I’ve seen IMAX movies there in the distant past, but I’ve never seen a “regular” movie there.
Never again.
To start with, I don’t get it. Unless I’m missing something, the only reason to boast about a movie in an IMAX theatre is that if the movie was shot in IMAX. Am I wrong about that? If not, aren’t you just seeing a regular movie on an IMAX screen? Isn’t that just sewing an Armani lable in a suit from Men’s Wearhouse?
I’m (surprisingly) woefully ignorant about any tech specs of the Star Wars movie (usually I keep up with all that, but I haven’t on this film), but I know it wasn’t shot in IMAX. I don’t think it was shot in 70mm, either. And considering it was so CGI heavy it was no doubt DI’d and finshed at 4k, max (someone correct me if I’m wrong). So… isn’t blowing it up and creating a 70mm horizontal IMAX print just pointless? That doesn’t make it better, clearer, or increase the resolution in any way.
Here’s the kicker… there are two kinds of IMAX venues… the more common design which is more-or-less like a conventional theatre, and the “classic” IMAX with the 180° semi-hemisphical dome screen where you are bascially sitting in half of a gigantic ball.
This theatre is the “classic” dome kind….
That makes sense for the specialty and space movies that they usually show at this museum. But in this case, it rendered the movie totally unwatchable. Imagine watching television, but sitting with your face eight inches away from a 60″ plasma screen, while wearing reverse-fisheye glasses. And none of that is any exaggeration.
Even if I tilted my head back as far as I could and rolled my eyes all the way up, I still could not see the top of the frame edge. Turn my head all the way to the left and I could see the left frame edge… same for the right. And we had seats only a couple down from the central projector pod, which optically should be almost dead center in the theatre. And of course everything except the very center of the screen is horribly horribly distorted.
I just can’t believe anyone would show a film this way. And I’m darn sure that no one at Lucasfilm, Disney, or Bad Robot wants the movie to be seen this way.
Am I missing something?
T2
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Todd Terry
Creative Director
Fantastic Plastic Entertainment, Inc.
fantasticplastic.com
