how do I do this…

[Paul Hennell]

This AE Typography Tutorial will help starting you off with the general typed thing – search on You Tube for typography for other examples which can give good ideas for this style video.

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[David Bogie]

Throw money and time at it.
Animating the text is easy.
Designing the moves and timing them are hard. Really hard.
Designing the enhancements, horns or splatters, takes even more time and is even harder.

as Paul says, the video tube sites are loaded with this kind of stuff. Search for “kinetic type” to get ten or fifteen thousand clips.

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