How do I do something like this?

[Grinner Hester]

keyframe scale, reposition, rotation and basic 3D perspective.

[Adam Posegate]

Pros are hilarious– can you point me to a tut that will show me how to do a few of those things?

[Grinner Hester]

I don’t know of a tutorial that just shows how to make a keyframe.
Import your graphic, throw it in a comp. Play around with that layer, adjusting it’s size, position, ect. In it’s layer properties you will see a little stop watch looking icon next to each perameter. Click it and you have set your first keyframe for that perameter. Scroll on down your time line and adjust this perameter either numericly or by draging your graphic in your comp window and it sets another keyframe. You’ll find basic 3d as an effect under perspective.