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Harassing Your Client 101
I was thinking about the problem of a client trying to stiff you. I agree that there comes a time to stop trying to give yourself a heart attack. There’s a reason why they invented the phrase “cut your losses.” Sometimes walking away is the only smart thing to do.
The REALLY smart thing to do is to never try to skip out on a bill on my wife’s watch. When we ran our production business together, she found a variety of ways to make the deadbeat’s life such a living hell that they coughed up the money FAST.
**If they have an office, bring a book, food and drink. Make it known that you’re not leaving until you get paid. Make it known to all who enter as well.
**No office, no problem. Start calling others in the business community asking for their advice on how to collect from deadbeat clients. As soon as they start talking, interrupt and say, “Because I delivered to Dude McDude 3 months ago and he’s still holding out on me. The bitch is that he said that the work is fine, he’ll get back to me soon…blah blah blah. What do you think I should do?”
The second worst deadbeat my wife ever had to chase showed up with the money the next day. Word spreads fast.
Obviously works best in the smaller the town, and the closest to the circle you can get.
In fact, with this guy in particular, he was very well liked. Volunteered with a bunch of charities, served on boards…but then folks started to realize, wait a minute — he’s tried to weasel me too! Wasn’t long before the noose closed and this guy left town.
**The nuclear option: call his wife. Call when you KNOW he’s not there.
“I’m so sorry to bother at you home, Mrs. McDude. I can’t believe how rude this is, but I really need your help. Your husband Dude has been saying he’ll get me a signature, but we keep missing each other. Can you help me track him down? I wouldn’t even think about calling at home, but it’s been 3 months and he still hasn’t paid me. He’s where? Wow, thanks so much! And again, I’m so sorry to call you at home.”
That was what she did to the WORST deadbeat we ever had. He showed up the next day too.
Admittedly works very VERY best when the caller is a woman too: “MEN! What are you going to do, right? Hahahaha.”
In any case, guess what? No deadbeats after that.
Not that she scared away business, either. Quite the contrary. People saw us as hard-core keepers of our word…and wanted our tenacity working for them….and not against them. Let their competitors make that mistake. 🙂
Going hard against our couple of worst deadbeats was the second best thing we ever did to grow our business.
The BEST thing we ever did? Double our rates. But that’s another post. 🙂
All that said, if it’s keeping you up at night, kick the client to the curb. Consider the money you leave behind as a down-payment on a longer, happier life.
Yr pal,
Timmy
