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2010 Predictions and Resolutions
Just for fun, because these are almost never right, and always funny in retrospect a year later. Cue Criswell:
Prediction: Due to a trade war, bluray prices will plummet and BD recorders will finally start getting traction in the US market.
Prediction: there will still be betaSP decks in daily use somewhere in the US thru 2015. And in 2010 you will still be getting dub requests for that formet.
Prediction: AJA or Blackmagic will market a black box for up-rezzing that SD betaSp junk at a price point an order of magnitude below current levels. It will become a ubiquitous device in cash-strapped analog/digital shops.
Prediction: Autodesk will say: “Combustion? Never heard of it”. Avid will make a play to buy it from them, but will be rebuffed. Smoke sales will be tenuous because the sticker shock is much greater than AE with a raft of good aftermarket plug-ins.
Prediction: Apple’s new tablet computer comes out, and it will have FCP-based video production apps on it that rival what a laptop with Adobe On Location can do; the tablet video apps will not just make it an instant teleprompter, scopes, and HD video and multitrack audio mixer/recorder, it will become the on-set version of a real Star trek Tricorder: it will also be a DMX lighting controller, a streaming workstation, and able to act as a multicam SDI HD switcher with a touch-screen program bus interface. The battery life will be crap, and nobody will care, because it can do most every job except Craft Services. Oh, and it will break Quicktime again.
Prediction: the RED camera folks will kill the market for using DSLR’s in video-film production, when they make their own very cheap version of an HD “Flip” camera, with better optics and sound. Aftermarket manufacturers will make all manner of absurd matte boxes and viewfinder extensions for a camera that looks like a fat deck of poker cards. Six months later, they debut a 3-d stereoscopic version that becomes an instant hit with sports and indie film makers. It also becomes huge with Special Effects makers, because you can use a new algorithm in post to use z-depth cues to vary actual focus in post, AND do 3-d chromakeying without any colored screens, simply by defining the back plane in z-space in post, everything past a set distance in the z-axis is automatically matted out, without any special lighting or treatment, all in post, no roto or motion tracking needed. It will revolutionize keying and bring a new freedom to field production for SFX shots.
Prediction: Another codec improvement hastens the death of satellite ENG thru replacement by FTP acquisition, and FTP really begins to boom when somebody with authority in the industry finally agrees on one common standard. News vans and trucks shrink to a guy in a 2-door sedan with a fly-away FTP rig. So does that guy’s pay.
Prediction: News coverage will continue to shrink and be replaced by pundit shows. PBS will be hired by the other networks to single-source actual news.
Prediction: Joss Wheadon will yet again with infinite trust come running up to kick the programming football held by Fox, only to have it yanked away after three episodes. Wheadon’s fans stage an intervention at the next Comicon.
Prediction: Adobe will include some of their up-to-now voodoo visual lab tricks into CS-whatever.
Prediction: a micro come-back for scripted drama happens as audiences start to feel burned-out on reality programming, crime shows, and real-estate-bubble-fueled “flip my house” shows, but it won’t be the same as pre-strike, when the networks try to side-step the WGA yet again and crowdsource their scripts over the internet. Google and Facebook will vie to represent the crowdsource screen writers in cooperation with the Guild.End credits for shows will triple in length. Harlan Ellison will complain they stole the idea from him.
Prediction: People from both factions of the health care debate will bankroll medical drama series on major networks, all of them based in some way around the Universal Health Care issue.
Prediction: “SYFY” will shorten its name to “FY”.
Prediction: Howard Stern drops sat radio for a plain internet show. Nobody will care.
Now, the resolutions. They say if you publicize them to friends, you’re more likely to keep them.
Resolution: Shorter but funnier posts. ……Just kidding. Psych!
Resolution: Learn AE and more detail on Motion this year.
Resolution: get a soprano ukelele, and learn to play at least one song on it.
Resolution: label everything, and not just in Klingon.
Resolution: play with hard lights in 3-point again, been too long and out of practice.
Resolution: get back to working on that spec article for WIRED.
Resolution: make something worthy of the COW’s reel section.
Resolution: Put the sailboat in the water at least once by May, four times by September.
Resolution: be thankful for every day you get.

