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[Jeremy Garchow] “FCP Martyr doesn’t have the ring of Legend. ;)”
Here’s the thing. Legend ain’t dead. It’s living in the Wynken Blynken & Nod trailer park about 25 minutes outside Sarasota, FL with Jim Morrison, Haile Selassie and Elvis, drinking warm beer all day and arguing who has the coolest nickname.
4) Legend”>Legend. Pretty weak. Wynken Blynken & Nod? THAT’s a legend.
“Hey Legend, go buy more beer. And don’t forget the Corn Nuts this time, d-bag.”
3) King of Rock and Roll. Getting warmer, uhm, cooler, but…
Here’s another clue for you all: The Walrus Was Elvis. When John Lennon was told in 1977 that Elvis had “died,” he replied, “Elvis died the day the day he joined the Army….The rest was a living death.” Get it? LIVING. It’s “I buried Paul” all over again.
2) Lizard King. Now we’re talking. Those leather pants are smelling a little ripe in the Florida heat, but Jim is a living reminder of my grandmother’s old saying, “Just because he’s a cruel, self-aggrandizing drunk doesn’t mean he’s NOT a shaman.”
Of course, she was talking about my Uncle Nick, but the point remains: awesome nickname.
“Hey, Lizard King. See those lizards in the palm trees? Tell ’em to stop eating my poinciana blossoms.”
….ANNNNNND the #1 Coolest nickname in the Wynken Blynken & Nod trailer park:
Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah.
Dude, seriously, THAT’s a nickname.
The cool thing is, you could argue (and actually, I kinda do) that ANOTHER of his nicknames is no lower than second place on the list, and maybe on top: Jah Rastafari.
Not to hear Elvis talk about it, though. Yap yap yap, he’s just not gonna let this go. Morrison is mostly dozing, but half opens one eye and mumbles, “Mr. Mojo will be rising out of this chair to put his foot in your ass if you don’t pipe down.”
Even Legend is tired of it, but low man on the totem pole has to keep it to himself. And dang it! Has to go back to get the Corn Nuts.
Tim Wilson
Associate Publisher, Editor-in-Chief
Creative COW Magazine
Twitter: timdoubleyou -
What was your link there, Tim? I got a 404
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Dang. We’re blazin’ now. Of course, they’ve all got guns, too. Except for Legend, who they’ve nicknamed Spider, and have fetching drinks.
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Alright.
I’m missing it.
I think of Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod as three smoke stacks of a factory in or around Lansing, Michigan.
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[Jeremy Garchow] “Alright.
I’m missing it.
I think of Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod as three smoke stacks of a factory in or around Lansing, Michigan.
“Let Walt tell you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPxBXzf9W0M
And then Buffy will sing to you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub-XetKYDBw
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my brain is melting what does this have to do with elvis, saraota, lizard king leather pants, and corn nut buying dbag
w, b, and n = legend
fcp = living legend
also this is legend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOxViR7eCuM
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I can’t believe I gave you Ras Tafari making fun of Elvis and Jim Morrison and THIS is your takeaway.
[Jeremy Garchow] “my brain is melting what does this have to do with elvis, saraota, lizard king leather pants, and corn nut buying dbag”
It’s the fictional name of the trailer park they really live in. That is all. The REST should be melting your brain, not the name of the trailer park.
I admit, I took a little poetic license trying to conceal the exact location of our heroes. I was inspired by the Wynken Blynken & Nod Estates in Key Largo. Modular homes up front by the highway, block homes along the ocean. My wife and I looked at a very nice house on Bo Peep Lane, but couldn’t bring ourselves to LIVE on Bo Peep Lane.
Here, for example, is a nice satellite view of 103 Tweedy Pie Terrace, which is for sale right now. https://goo.gl/maps/vwTY
And no, this is not the exact location of Elvis, Jim, Haile and FCP 7. Definitely closer to Sarasota.
Tim Wilson
Associate Publisher, Editor-in-Chief
Creative COW Magazine
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Was that the busted Legend link in your first post, or is that just another way to Brain Melt, Ave.?
[Tim Wilson] “It’s the fictional name of the trailer park they really live in. That is all.”
I want to make this the only statement in my Cow Profile.
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[Jeremy Garchow] “I want to make this the only statement in my Cow Profile.”
At the risk of melting more brains, I’m seriously considering making that original post the only thing in MY profile.
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[Tim Wilson] “Not to hear Elvis talk about it, though. Yap yap yap, he’s just not gonna let this go. Morrison is mostly dozing, but half opens one eye and mumbles, “Mr. Mojo will be rising out of this chair to put his foot in your ass if you don’t pipe down.” “
Dang, I read this as Mr. Moto – and flashed back to 1960s saturday Charlie Chan movies and had to spend the following five minutes revisiting the great Sidney Tolar/Warner Oland debate as to whether Oriental detectives are more properly played by Scottish or Swedish actors.
I’ve got to get more sleep.
“Before speaking out ask yourself whether your words are true, whether they are respectful and whether they are needed in our civil discussions.”-Justice O’Connor
Mr. Moto for comparison
https://youtu.be/yfAuPXpu1TI
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