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Amazing Opportunity…
From https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/crg/1723263589.html
Intern for a Big production Company (Miami)
A great production company in Miami is looking for enthusiastic interns. Candidates must have strong knowledge in AVID, Final Cut Pro, After Effects, Maya and Pro-tools. Also must be proficient with camera and lighting and must bring their own camera equipment and lights, if it is a RED is a plus. Must be willing to work from 8 to 12 hours a day 6 days a week. If you have a strong client list a plus. Must be bilingual and willing to do all kind of office duties. Must have a car and must be willing to drive. Although this is not a paid internship you will get a lot of experience in the weddings market.
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I just…hahahaaaaa. Amazing. Can’t believe someone actually posted this. Had to share.
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=O
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Oh, no, just to get to hang with thise guys, applicants sh0uld be paying THEM….
LOL
Sad part about this joke is, they WILL get applicants.
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Oh did I need a good laugh today, I’ve been dead in the water since yesterday morning due to a system crash. I just had to respond to this, here ’tis:
My name is Ricardo Cerebro and I’m very interested in the intern position you advertised on Craigslist. While I don’t have experience on all the equipment and software you mentioned, I do have my own camera on my cell phone and I have a few lights I could let you use but will need some bulbs. I work with a computer at the Quik Mart where I work all the time and I’m a fast learner so learning all that video stuff shouldn’t be a problem. I’ll have to quit my job to do this which means I won’t have any money and will have to live out of my car. Is there a bathroom where I can wash up there? Also, since I won’t be able to afford to eat, is there any restaurants close by that have dumpsters?? I speak real good English and Mexican but not much Spanish, I hope that won’t be a problem. The big thing is, I love weddings, especially wedding dresses, I know, I’m a boy and I shouldn’t like that stuff but hey I’m just silly like that. I know I’m the one for this so just tell me when and where and I’ll be there. Oh, and I don’t mind “other duties as assigned” if you know what I mean, I’m a real team player!!!
Mick Haensler
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Don’t forget to give them a client list form the Quik Mart.
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You’re so gonna get the job!
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.” – Bob Dylan
Rebecca Gillaspie
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“I know he can GET the job…. but can he DO the job?”
“I’m not arguing that with you.”
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Honestly, reading that, I don’t know whether to laugh or get mad.
Johnny Cuevas, Editor
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Sometimes, I think that these things get posted, just to “bait” me.
If I was dying of cancer, and only had a few days to live, I think that it would be a good way to go out – show up to their job interview, and rid the planet of these people.Bob Zelin
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so when an old Einstein look dude without the mustache walks in your door….
rrrruuuuunnn!!!!!!!!
lol
I in no way think these posts are serious. I mean, I think they were when they posted it all drunk like but I dodn’t think they expeceted the cream of the crop to respond. Bottom feeders are use to eatin’ poop.
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[grinner hester] “Bottom feeders are use to eatin’ poop.”
Yet again, must I stop and take off my hat and place it across my breast in homage to the insightful eloquence of a Grinnerism offered at an opportune moment.
Brilliant, Grinner.
;o)
Ron Lindeboom
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